Things for SINGLE men to do on Valentine’s Day.

 

I am single (SADLY!), so let me suggest some things to do on valentine’s if you’re single too!

Beating up couples making out:

It is one of my favorite activities to do on valentine’s. grab a stick (preferably a thick one) and beat the shit out of people making out in Public! It is one of the most heavenly feelings you will ever get in life.

(Nah bro just kidding, let them enjoy.)

GRIND!

Girls are distraction bro! focus on yourself king!

Channel the Envy you feel by looking at others make out and then use it in gym, I just hit my best workout sessions EVER today!

Use that emotion and build yourself up (maybe next year then you won’t be lonely like me XD)

Accomplish goals, don’t waste your time!

Okay, you’re sad and alone on Valentine’s. Guess what? Nobody gives a Fuck!

If you’re sad, nobody cares, accomplish goals and become important in society!

Fucking Crybaby.

So, a Very happy Valentine’s Day,

Peace out,

Shreyas Raj