5 easy ways to destroy your life 🙂! (Worst life possible guaranteed)

And making it the worst ever possible!

1. Not even trying.

“I would love to become rich”, you think to yourself. “But it’s hard!”. Yeah, you can be like that. You think of being rich or being the best at chess, but you realize, “It’s hard”, “they say I can’t do it”, “We are not special” (say your parents), “I am kind of dumb you know, maybe I should play COD!”. And then you just never do it, that is one of the Top Best Way to destroy your life. If you do this, I can guarantee you will live the worst life possible.

2. Masturbation

You can masturbate 3 times a day and honestly it will feel amazing! It will also give you a false sense of intimacy as if you’re fucking that girl. It will reduce your semen quality and will prevent you from becoming a father. It also means that it will leave you purposeless in life but THE FEELING for the following seconds would be heavenly. You can continue to do it and destroy your life.

3. Playing games.

You can sit on your couch and play Valo or Fortnite all day long. You can play FIFA on your phone or watch some random dudes play it. THE FEELING of playing the game would be awesome! You are running around with a gun on a battlefield with a squad of elite soldiers going to save the world (COD MW) as the whole world is relying on you would be surly captivating right? You call in Stealth choppers and air-support, and then you look at a mirror, FAT and AMBITIONLESS. Never mind, it’s time to save the world with my boys!

4. Not controlling your emotions.

“Damn, she is hot!”, you think during a school party. And you see her move out of the crowd, your hungry eyes catch her glance as you hurriedly walk after her. She is talking to someone on phone, you realize. “The location is also quite isolated, and no one comes here often” you say to yourself. And suddenly you feel a rush of adrenaline as you run up to her and clasp her mouth shut with your left hand and put your hands on her……

(From a confession recorded from a high school (CENSORED))

And you end up in jail for the rest of your life with a burdening guilt of your actions. Yet “It is okay to stay weak”, “Stoicism is toxic masculinity anyways!”.

5. Being addicted.

You are addicted to porn, Weed, Alcohol, Coke and what not. You strive for the HIGH daily. You feel a thirst for THAT HIGH. You have tried nearly every kind of drugs and substances and now nothing seems to please you. You cannot stay without Coke anymore and it just feels painful to even think about leaving that addiction. Then you say to yourself, “That high is amazing!”, and you are willing to destroy your life for that high. Go on! Don’t ever try to leave this useless habit as it is well destroying your life!